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Topicare casuals making gaming better?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 10:28:21 PM
#2
No, because pay to win is not my idea of fun.

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GOML
TopicHave we hit the event horizon for COVID-19?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 10:27:20 PM
#1
Is it too late to stop it now? Will we all get it?

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GOML
TopicWould you let your girl get into an entanglement?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 4:59:29 PM
#4
Fuck no.

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TopicYour honest thoughts on women who say dey don't care about da guys height?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 4:58:47 PM
#2
Your honest thoughts on men who say they don't care about a woman's weight?

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GOML
TopicRemember beyond Good and Evil 2? >_>
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 4:45:59 PM
#7
Remember when people said Beyond Good & Evil was this amazing, underrated game? And then it was a generic 6/10 PS2 game?

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GOML
TopicTrue or False if someone is overly muscular, is it a turn off?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 4:37:01 PM
#5
I think there's a point where you stop looking like a handsome guy and start looking like a caveman/alien.

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GOML
TopicBreaking: california just shut down again
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 4:32:33 PM
#17
I bet they're eventually going to shut down the gym again.

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TopicThe OG Dragonball is literally just "Sex Jokes: The Anime" >_>
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 3:27:04 PM
#5
HylianFox posted...
Master Roshi is definitely a registered Sex Offender, lol

that's probably why he has to live on that tiny island
LOL

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TopicJohnny Depp says Amber Heard socked him on the night he lost $650 Million.
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 3:06:50 PM
#15
Mecha Sonic posted...
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are both two scummy, miserable people and I'm tired of hearing about both of them tbh
No, Amber Heard is scum. Not Johnny Depp.

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TopicTrump Jr is self-publishing another book and he fucked up the title
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 3:03:46 PM
#11
Let's be honest here, I know this, but most of CE would have fucked up the title the same way he did.

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TopicExplain why human food that looks like this appeals to everyone
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 3:01:35 PM
#4
I think it appeals to bigger people who eat something like that to "treat themselves."

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TopicHow far have you gone with a married woman?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 2:56:45 PM
#1
I took one home and had sex with her. Another time, one was petting me, hugging me, and kissed me on the neck. This was before corona, of course.

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GOML
TopicDo tattoos make men hotter?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 2:52:05 PM
#4
Solution_45 posted...
Tattoos won't make an obese smelly dude any better looking, so no.
What if the dude isn't obese and smelly?

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GOML
TopicDo tattoos make men hotter?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 2:42:12 PM
#1
Do they?

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TopicFor ones who don't want kids, are you excited to be the fun drunk Uncle/Aunt?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 1:28:03 PM
#7
They could also be the creepy uncle.

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GOML
TopicDo you have or want kids?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 1:27:10 PM
#4
So "Yes" groups "have" and "want" together? lol

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TopicAngry Joe banned from Resetera for giving TLoU2 a bad sroce
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 1:08:09 PM
#44
DeadBankerDream posted...
Nobody seems to be able to tell me what comments he was banned for.
Sounds like GameFAQs when Error warns someone for something that shouldn't even be an NKL.

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GOML
TopicDrugs are cool
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 1:03:32 PM
#21
They exist on a spectrum with weed being the best and most harmless and heroin being the worst and most dangerous.

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TopicScenario: Your descendant from 1000 years into the future shows up to kill you.
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 2:05:37 AM
#5
I say "You're about to fight a real super saiyan...and I'm not talking about Goku."

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GOML
TopicThought you guys said the Harry Potter movies suck and is for children?
Pepys Monster
07/13/20 2:03:04 AM
#10
The movies will be remembered more than the books.

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TopicThe speed of light is stupidly slow by universal distance standards
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:05:47 PM
#13
Now you have your answer for why we havent encountered intelligent alien life. And we arent going to, either.

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TopicMy gym has gotten strict on mask wearing.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 7:20:43 PM
#8
MFBKBass5 posted...
Run outside and stop going to the gym
Why would I stop going to the place that helps me pack on the muscle I need? Im 32 and unmarried. I dont have time to sit around not becoming the best bachelor I can be.

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TopicMy gym has gotten strict on mask wearing.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 7:17:46 PM
#5
Kyle1022 posted...
Gyms are literally the worst place you could go during this shit. I went 6-7 days a week pre-quarantine, but idk why anyone would willingly go to one now. It's basically a giant petri dish. Just maintain your gainz as best you can and get them back when all this goes away
I lost all of my gains when they closed down, and now Im building them back up. I need gains.


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TopicMy gym has gotten strict on mask wearing.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 7:14:14 PM
#1
I can wear a mask when lifting weights, but I think I would die wearing one while using the treadmill. I guess I cant go running at the gym anymore.

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GOML
TopicWhy don't women give gamers a chance in dating?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 3:05:22 PM
#17
If you look good, women won't ghost you because you play video games. Like 90% of guys play Call of Duty and women know this.

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GOML
TopicYour job is high paying but dispassionate.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 1:51:17 PM
#8
Money talks.

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GOML
TopicDoes "All Lives Matter" do any activism?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 1:50:10 PM
#1
Or do they only exist immediately following someone saying "Black Lives Matter"?

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GOML
TopicDr. Anthony Fauci recommends another shutdown. How would that go?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 1:48:07 PM
#107
But the George Floyd protests prove that masks prevent the spread of COVID-19, so why would we shut down?

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TopicI bought 7 games. Now I'm out of money.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 12:32:26 PM
#17
Duncanwii posted...
From what I understand, the money I get is only available to me if I keep my amount below a certain value. If it goes over that the state stops giving it to me.

I could be wrong though. Mom handles this sort of stuff.
What is that certain value?

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GOML
TopicI bought 7 games. Now I'm out of money.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 12:15:11 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
I have to regularly spend my money since I'm not allowed to accumulate too much of it.
Explain this.

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GOML
TopicIf you're on a (long) phone call will you utilize the toilet?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 12:13:31 PM
#2
You say "I'll be right back" and put them on mute.

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GOML
TopicI bought 7 games. Now I'm out of money.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:58:52 AM
#3
You should never spend all of your money. I have $25K right now between my checking and savings.

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GOML
TopicWhy are people trying to Mandela effect The Flintstones?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:49:11 AM
#11
It was always the Flintstones. SMH.

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GOML
TopicDoes anyone really care about Gears of War anymore?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:44:58 AM
#2
They're good games.

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GOML
TopicHow are your fitness goals coming along, CE? Part IV
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:41:39 AM
#145
I'm starting to look like I actually go to the gym again. Thank God.

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GOML
TopicImagine telling your kids you met their mom on a dating app.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:29:22 AM
#6
MT_TRAEH posted...
ey son, your mom and i met through a mutual internet application
Is that what you want to tell your kids?

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TopicImagine telling your kids you met their mom on a dating app.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:26:44 AM
#3
deupd_u posted...
I have no idea how my parents met, and I don't think most people do.
Most people do. My mom met my dad through a mutual friend.

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GOML
TopicImagine telling your kids you met their mom on a dating app.
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 11:24:06 AM
#1
Even more embarrassing, imagine telling them "I had to pay for boosts because I wasn't getting enough matches. But then I met your mom."

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GOML
TopicI want to date her
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 10:55:34 AM
#2
If a woman is insane, hit it and quit it, bro. Trust me.

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GOML
TopicAnyone else think about death a lot?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 10:38:53 AM
#1
I keep thinking about how I'm 32 and the countdown is going.

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Topic$325,000 but some fat shirtless gay guy lives with you for the rest of your life
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 10:32:39 AM
#30
No, because having a roommate is an inconvenience. I only want to live with my future wife and kids.

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GOML
TopicWhat kind of piece of shit wakes up at 7 AM on a Sunday?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 10:18:39 AM
#2
I blame my memory foam pillows for being too hot.

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GOML
TopicWhat if Chad is sad?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 1:41:20 AM
#6
Wii_Shaker posted...
Holy shit! What if Chad's actually gay and he's been living a lie this whole time?
Maybe he doesn't even sleep with the hot girls, but tells all the bros for cred.

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GOML
TopicWhat if Chad is sad?
Pepys Monster
07/12/20 1:26:56 AM
#1
What if he goes to parties and hangs out with friends he doesn't really like, and hooks up with hot girls he doesn't really like, and deep down, he just wants to read a book by himself instead of shotgunning beers to impress everybody?

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GOML
TopicWhen buying a new car, what do you do with your old one?
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 5:06:29 PM
#9
Beyond01 posted...
Sell it of course. Unless it is worth next to nothing then you can junk it.
But do you get a superior deal on Craigslist, or annoying lowballers and months of waiting?

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GOML
TopicWhen buying a new car, what do you do with your old one?
Pepys Monster
07/11/20 5:02:26 PM
#8
Blue_Target posted...
1877 Kars4Kids
Why the fuck do kids need a car?

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